Why Ben & Jerry Must Die!!!

It’s a love / hate relationship that I have with these two hippies that have managed to dish up ”Heaven” one pint at a time. They’ve tinkered with flavors so many times and come up with so many combinations its insane. But there is one flavor that I will never get tired of… an more importantly… that I can never put down. CHUNKY MONKEY!

That might as well be my new nickname because I’m addicted to the stuff and that is what it’s going to turn me into… a fat mammal!

How can stuff that tastes soooo good, be soooo bad for you and legally be sold in stores!

Thats why these men must be stopped! (Notice I said them, to the manufacturing of Chunky Monkey… you can’t take that from me!)  

-Tommy

One Response to “Why Ben & Jerry Must Die!!!”

  1. Tawnya Says:

    Dear god my husband and I each had our real taste of Ben & Jerry’s ice cream, my husband had “Everything but the…” and mine was “One Brownie Cheesecake” and we were both with full mouths going “oh my ___ God, who are these people and why didn’t we discover this sooner” and then I run into your blog tonight. And now…I feel your pain! and I must say AMEN TO THAT! Seriously HOW can it be legal??

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